You've been invited. Act surprised.

LunchwithVito

Zach requests your presence. Respectfully. Very respectfully.

Hosted by Zach
Starring Vito
RSVP before Zach asks twice

The sit-downOne lunch. One legend. Nobody leaves hungry.

Zach has arranged a long, loud, family-style afternoon with Vito himself. Stories will be told. Photos will be taken. Bread will be torn with zero shame. The only thing missing is you.

When
Date & time TBA — Zach's handling it. Don't ask questions.
Where
A red-sauce joint TBA — address goes to people on the list
Dress
Sunday best. Track suits accepted if pressed.
Bring
An appetite and a story about how you know Zach

Read these. Seriously.House rules

  1. RSVP on this website.Not by text. Not by voicemail. Not through "a guy who knows Zach's cousin."
  2. Zach is the host. Vito is the star.Know your role and you'll do fine.
  3. Nobody leaves before the cannoli.Leaving early will be noticed. And discussed. At length.
  4. It's gravy. Don't start.Debates about sauce vs. gravy will be settled outside.
  5. Plus-ones must be vouched for.Put their name on the form. Zach likes to know who's at the table.
  6. Leaving food on your plate is disrespectful.We're not saying anything will happen. We're just saying.

What's on the tableThe spread

Family Style

Antipasto

Gabagool, provolone, peppers, and things you'll pretend you can pronounce

The Macaroni

Baked ziti that's been simmering since before you were invited

The Gravy

See house rule #4

Dolce

Cannoli. Mandatory. See house rule #3.

To Drink

Espresso, red wine, and a strong opinion about both

*Actual menu at the chef's discretion. Do not argue with the chef.

The listAre you in, or what?

Fill this out once. Zach gets it directly. No paper, no phone tree, no hard feelings (some hard feelings).

So, you coming?

Something went sideways. Try again, or text Zach like it's 1997.

You're on the list.

Zach will be in touch with the details. Don't make him come looking.